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You could trade indices, or $TSLA $V $UBER
Or you could jump ahead and learn how to trade tokenized assets on the solana blockchain - a lot more fun - from memes to metals to tokenized IPOs.

And the $SPX is open after a crazy 3 days.
Be careful, today will be rocky.
- US <> Iran
- US <> Mexico
- Trump's 15% global tariffs / Supreme Court fallout $NVDA, $MSFT and others down on the news
- 10Y Treasury yield dips to ~4.06% (safe-haven bid).
- $GOLD (safe-haven bid) and $OIL up 1% (Iran news).
US Equities are only available to trade 9:30 a.m. ET to 4:00 p.m. Monday through Friday, aligning with the NYSE/Nasdaq schedule (just 30% of the week).
The future is undeniably onchain.

BlackRock just revealed it will be bringing its Treasury-backed digital token $BUIDL onto Uniswap $UNI where it will be bought and sold by institutional traders...
Part of the deal, BlackRock is also purchasing an undisclosed amount of Uniswap’s own UNI token.
Bear market? Nope.
Best time to learn how to trade #SmartSignals before professional and retail traders come on chain? Yes.

#MemeCoinTrading is the future\n\nCheck out our telegram community for future pumpfun and hyperliquid trades

2026 is a competition
Be early
Retar Dio
Shoutout @garrytan (don't block me please)

RE: Precious Metals – A Warning for Bitcoin Traders
Gold is going to 10k VERY SOON.
Silver is going $200 VERY SOON
BTC is going to 250k VERY SOON.
Physical markets > Paper markets.
The banks are approaching the endgame...
Everytime. Every day:
• 2.2M oz silver mined
• ~500M oz silver traded (paper flood)
To truly OWN it - you must HOLD it.
Same for BTC. Every day:
• ~450 BTC mined
• 1,000–2,000× that traded daily
Paper games suppress price... until physical demand breaks the illusion. #Bitcoin #Silver #NotYourKeysNotYourCoins

GM to those who GM.
2026 is yours.

Polymarket odds of Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by January 31 is rising...
Stay safe Kings 🤍

This looks like a crypto token but it's just one of the many stocks that IPO'd in 2024.
How does it work?
Founder has an idea/product market fit/revenue and some customer, gets angel investor, incubators take interest, and then VCs are introduced to continue allocating capital at increasingly high valuations to hyperscale the company (Series A, B, C, D, E, etc) until a liquidity event like an acquisition by a company or an IPO.
However, the IPO price isn't the always the market value of the company - and founders, investors, or owners often take profits as retail use brokerages to buy the stoc

17 years ago today, the first-ever tweet mentioning Bitcoin was posted by Hal Finney.

Said this a few times in the telegram community as just a single dimension of my bull market thesis.
80% of the US dollars have been printed in the last 5 years. M2 supply ATH. MMF (money market funds) at ATH...list goes on.
P.S - $BTC hitting 12 year treadline support, last time this happened it went up 3-5x. Lock in for the best time of your life lol. $DOGE $SHIB $GIGA $PENGU safe to start adding to.