BurtRock

My mom discovered the concept of having scissors in the kitchen like 25 years ago, and to this day I still get updates on how easily she can open food packages with her kitchen scissors.

I used to think it was crazy how many people don't drink water, then I traveled a few other places and realized how much the water tastes like ass.

Damn now they're actually gonna bomb Iran to distract from the Epstein files.

Yeah flexing a Lambo is cool, but I just paid $16 for a flight from Denver to SFO.

Have you ever see these groups who spend like a half hour checking in to a hotel?
What is going wrong here? How do you take this long?

Okay who's in Denver?

Everyone posting about how much time they spend with Claude code but nobody posting an app.

Claiming we're living in a simulation is just normie philosophy
It's the ontological equivalent of saying your favorite rapper is Drake

Smoking weed on your front porch is one of your veranda rights

I swear if I have to hear one more political take on the superbowl halftime show I’m deleting my account.
They’re all shitty, always. Just don’t watch if it upsets you.

USPS should have a feature where you can upgrade a package online after the label is created.\nI can’t tell you how many eBay packages I would have paid extra to expedite.

If I just live post my way through law school will you read that, or should I just delete my account?

I have never voted for a Democrat for president before.
If Democrats refuse to fund the government at the end of the month, I’ll vote Democrat for the rest of the decade. That’s all they gotta do.

The problem with fighting the Trump administration by voting for Democrats is that they won’t meaningfully abolish the police state, surveillance, or the military industrial complex.
So the best you can do is delay fascism another 4-8 years. 🥲

Signed up for the LSATs. Gonna be in my 40s by the time I get out of law school, but yolo. 😆