Telling my son this is how your dad became poor

🚨 PSIQUANTUM IS BUILDING A 1-MILLION-QUBIT QUANTUM COMPUTER THAT COULD HACK BITCOIN BY 2027.
OVER $1.4 TRILLION WILL BE AT RISK ONCE VULNERABLE PRIVATE KEYS ARE EXPOSED.
#bitcoin

Breaking news, everyone: tonight, Ethereum will reach 1900, and Bitcoin will hit 67000. Short now. Follow and buy the dip.

I probably have the worst luck on X.
Started off smoothly,
but after missing a year of interaction,
now I only get a few thousand daily impressions,
and it's hard to even get over a hundred impressions on a single post.
Reminder to everyone: once your account traffic picks up, don't stop interacting,
or your account will be even worse off than when you had no traffic at all.

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Rob Hadick: The Impact of the Iran Situation on the Macro Market and Cryptocurrency
【Plain Language Summary】This issue of "Bits and Bips" provides an in-depth analysis of the complex game between geopolitics and the crypto market. Dragonfly partner Rob Hadick believes that the escalation of the Iran situation has pushed the macro environment into a "war pricing" phase. Although Bitcoin has shown resilience amid volatility, a deep decline in the stock market could also threaten the stability of crypto assets.
The interview focuses on the legislative deadlock of the "Clarity Act," analyzing the

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#Bitcoin approaches key support based on Metcalfe’s Law
The ratio between the market price of #Bitcoin and its theoretical value based on Metcalfe's Law has dropped to a historic support level, a zone that previously preceded upward reversals. Metcalfe’s Law, formulated by Ethernet inventor Robert Metcalfe, states that the value of a #network grows proportionally to the square of its users. In #crypto analysis, this principle is used to estimate Bitcoin’s “fair value” by comparing the number of active addresses with the actual market price. Right now, the metric suggests that $BTC m

🇦🇪 UAE – When a country chooses to stand on the side of the people
In the context of a major airline being suddenly grounded, many travelers found themselves stranded, unsure of where to go, where to stay, or how to handle additional costs. Instead of letting tens of thousands of people fend for themselves, the UAE made a decision that earned the respect of the entire world.
🌟 First action: Protect travelers with kindness and responsibility
The UAE government sent a notice to all hotels nationwide:
Don’t make them check out, we’ll cover the costs!
This is not just a temporary measure. It cl

#WhiteHouseSubmitsWarshNomination
#WhiteHouseSubmitsWarshNomination
The Kevin Warsh nomination to lead the Federal Reserve represents a significant macro development that could influence global financial markets, including the crypto sector. Monetary policy decisions from the Federal Reserve play a critical role in shaping global liquidity, borrowing costs, and investor risk appetite. Because cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Ethereum are highly sensitive to liquidity conditions and capital flows, any potential shift in Fed leadership can quickly affect market sentiment and positioning.
If

$H is showing signs of stabilization after a consistent drop from the 0.19 area. Price found support around 0.162 and is now moving sideways.
If buyers start stepping in, this zone could turn into a short-term base before the next direction is decided.
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One of the greatest rugs in history.
Were you there?

#JELLYJELLY Did the entire army get wiped out? 68% are from the Air Force.

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That’s exactly what Heidrun represents. 🐐
While others follow trends, Heidrun keeps building powerful utilities, growing the ecosystem, and strengthening the Goat Fam every day.
The journey to Valhalla has begun… and those who see it early know what’s coming. ⚡
The Goat is rising. 🐐🔥
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📊 4 Powerful Technical Setups Every Trader Should Know
1️⃣ Break & Retest
2️⃣ Trendline Rejection
3️⃣ Pattern Breakout + Retest
4️⃣ Support + Moving Average Confluence
🎯 Rule: Don’t trade every move — trade confirmed setups.
Structure + confirmation = higher probability. 👇🏻

Good morning & happy Friday!
$BTC is retesting the range highs, a must-hold area for short-term bulls.
Close back below the grey box, and we likely retrace the entire move, and test the low $60ks again.
Still patiently sitting on my hands; observing, but not trading.

$1B BITCOIN BET BY CHINESE EV GIANT 🚨
Nasdaq-listed Jiuzi Holdings (JZXN) is making a bold move, acquiring 10,000 $BTC worth approximately $1B via an equity swap with a major digital asset investor.
This isn’t just a purchase - it includes crypto treasury and liquidity management, reflecting deep corporate trust in Bitcoin’s future.
The market hasn’t fully priced in this game-changing shift yet.

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Seeing you are able to voluntarily push the floor, I sincerely feel proud and proud of you 😂