I just saw a candlestick chart that looks like the heartbeat of a winner in life. I thought, shouldn't I get in? So I put all my remaining living expenses, Ant Credit Pay, and the 300 yuan my mom asked me to buy rice into the market, with a 200x leverage, ready to teach the market makers a lesson. At the moment I placed the order, I felt like the chosen one, the Wolf of Wall Street would have to offer me a cigarette.



Then I went to pour a glass of water. When I came back, the candlestick chart was crashing through the door, jumping from Mount Everest into the Mariana Trench. I stared at the screen, and the screen stared back at me. The numbers were jumping faster than my heartbeat. When it finally hit zero, the whole world went quiet.

Suddenly, I had an epiphany. Turns out, the biggest leverage in my life isn’t contracts, it’s my mom’s blood pressure.

Now I want to go to the rooftop and see if I have invisible wings.
I want to have a thrilling tug-of-war with the ceiling beam.
I want to practice holding my breath for three hours at the neighboring wild lake.
I want to stand by the roadside and scare passing trucks.
I also want to try the special drinks that help the market grow strong.

My cat just jumped onto the windowsill, looked at me, then turned and walked away without a word.
I think it’s drawing a line with me, afraid I’ll ask to borrow U.
Give my cat a can of food tonight, if I can still get it back.
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反向开单模范生vip
· 4h ago
Does Gou Ge's short position need to be taken to a long position?
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Xuxiaovip
· 4h ago
I didn't expect our dog farm to write a little essay, and it's so vivid and lively.
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PigOnTheWindwardvip
· 4h ago
After running in the morning, I am still completely out of the market for the entire day.
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AStunningGuestInTheHumanRealmvip
· 5h ago
Brother Gou, when did you become so abstract?
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