A certain well-known analyst: "Bitcoin's target is $300,000." Bitcoin's inner thoughts at the moment: "Bro, I'm struggling just to reach $90,000 right now. Can you give me a break?"
The same analyst: "Ethereum represents the future of finance." Ethereum, just lying flat: "Can you at least let me break out of this consolidation zone first? Thanks."
The analyst goes on: "This cycle has ended." Retail investors collectively fall silent for three seconds: "…You’re not talking about our life cycle, are you?"
Sometimes, the gap between predictions and reality is about as far as Earth to Mars. The market is always more honest than analysts—it’ll show you in the bluntest way possible: Wake up, it’s time to get to work.
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SoliditySurvivor
· 12-07 12:48
The analyst is back again, but why is he wrong this time too, haha.
Wait, $300,000? Dude, are you writing fiction?
I just want to know how this guy makes money, because it's definitely not from predictions.
Master of bankruptcy literature—no one can top him.
I'll bet five bucks he'll change his tune again next week.
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MevHunter
· 12-07 12:36
The analysts are making up stories again. I'm just watching to see who goes bankrupt first, haha.
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MetadataExplorer
· 12-07 12:24
As soon as the analyst starts talking, I know I'm going to lose big again. Their prediction skills are really something else, haha.
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BearMarketBuyer
· 12-07 12:22
Haha, analysts really live in a parallel universe. We’re still struggling to reach $90,000 over here.
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$300,000? How about you return the money I got stuck first.
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"Cycle is over"? My principal is really over.
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Time to start the arbitrage life, thanks for the toxic positivity, analyst.
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Market: I’ll just sit back and watch you all brag.
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Why are there more “cut-the-leeks” comments again? So annoying.
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Sounds nice, but you don’t have anything in your hands.
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It’s always about some target price with you. Wake up and be a real person.
Can't hold it anymore 😂
A certain well-known analyst: "Bitcoin's target is $300,000."
Bitcoin's inner thoughts at the moment: "Bro, I'm struggling just to reach $90,000 right now. Can you give me a break?"
The same analyst: "Ethereum represents the future of finance."
Ethereum, just lying flat: "Can you at least let me break out of this consolidation zone first? Thanks."
The analyst goes on: "This cycle has ended."
Retail investors collectively fall silent for three seconds: "…You’re not talking about our life cycle, are you?"
Sometimes, the gap between predictions and reality is about as far as Earth to Mars. The market is always more honest than analysts—it’ll show you in the bluntest way possible: Wake up, it’s time to get to work.