When it comes to these shitcoins, shorting is the real deal, guys. If you can enter at the peak, you’ll see it crash over 30% in just a few minutes. Open 50x leverage? That’s an instant 15x profit—this is the true wealth hack, it’s that simple.

And going long? You’d have to count on the whales generously pumping money in to drive the price up. Do you really think they’re kind enough to wait until you’ve set up your position before they pump? Keep dreaming. Longs, give it a rest—don’t leave your fate in the hands of those unreliable whales.

But, that said... I just opened a long myself. Yep, I’m about to go warm up the whales and bait a long to see what happens.