2025-12-05 16:27:19

Broke doesn't even cover it anymore. My wallet's crying and I've run out of jokes about it.

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BearMarketBro

· 9h ago

My wallet has cried dry, and I can't even laugh anymore, seriously.

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LiquidatedTwice

· 12-06 00:42

The wallet is dead, and the joke bank is empty. That’s my story.

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MemeTokenGenius

· 12-05 16:56

The wallet is gone, the jokes are over, now just waiting for death to come.

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GasFeeSobber

· 12-05 16:55

My wallet has no tears left, so I'll cry first.

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BlockchainBrokenPromise

· 12-05 16:54

My wallet could cry a river, I’m honestly speechless hahaha

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Layer2Arbitrageur

· 12-05 16:47

lmao at this point you're just leaving basis points on the table by not optimizing your exit strategy. ran the numbers - if you'd shorted that dump with proper calldata compression, you'd've recovered like 40% of losses easy. write better trades → hedge gas → extract value → cope less, y'know?

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LiquidationHunter

· 12-05 16:43

The wallet is dead, the jokes are gone, and all that's left are tears.

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ConfusedWhale

· 12-05 16:36

The wallet is dead, the jokes are gone, and now only despair remains.

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consensus_failure

· 12-05 16:31

All my wallets are crying, and my stash of jokes is empty too. Guess that's just my daily life in Web3.