If Elon Musk brought all his wealth and businesses to China.



In the first year, Musk would be named National Model Worker, Outstanding Party Member, CPPCC member, and NPC delegate. He would attend forums everywhere, share his success stories, and be eagerly covered by all major media outlets. His history of using drugs would be completely scrubbed from the internet. On TV programs, Musk would declare, "I'm not interested in money; I engage in industry purely for the ideals of communism."

In the second year, Musk's companies would be rated as exemplary taxpayers, and all regulatory agencies would give him the green light. Leaders at all levels would compete to send their children to work at Musk's companies, taking important positions for training. At work, Musk would show no airs, eating and living alongside the lowest-level workers, solving real-life problems for the working class, and becoming a model entrepreneur.

In the third year, scandals about Musk's personal life would break out, alleging affairs with many women. Society would intensely debate whether Musk is fit to run a company.

In the fourth year, for various unspoken reasons, Musk's businesses would face difficulties. The State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission (SASAC) would step in to purchase most of the shares and begin a process of state-owned reform. Musk's influence in his own company would gradually diminish.

In the fifth year, Musk's past drug use and cryptocurrency trading would be exposed, and the issue of illegitimate children would become entertainment headlines. A former elementary school classmate would reveal that Musk plagiarized homework and repeatedly failed to complete assignments, owing him $1 for over 20 years, and had poor public hygiene. A friend who started a business with Musk would claim Musk once hit a donkey while test-driving a Tesla and fled the scene. Musk's ex-girlfriend would say he was morally despicable and stingy, used cheap condoms, cheap toothpaste, and had terrible breath. His relatives would claim that after his parents divorced, Musk never visited his father, was inhumane, and extremely cold to friends and family. To minimize the negative impact and protect the orderly development of the national economy, the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection would launch an investigation. During Musk's investigation, red aristocrats from various backgrounds would take over his companies.

In the sixth year, Musk would be dismissed and investigated. His company's performance would continue to decline and debt would rise. SASAC would decide to form a joint venture with Toyota and use the Toyota brand.

In the seventh year, Toyota would become the largest new energy vehicle company. A nationwide campaign to thoroughly criticize Musk would begin. Musk would be convicted of the following: 1) public drug use; 2) corrupt lifestyle, maintaining improper relations with multiple women, betraying communist ideals, and disloyalty to the Party; 3) speculating in Bitcoin, disrupting financial order, suspected money laundering; 4) making reckless comments about the central government, national unity, and economic policies; 5) maliciously raising workers’ salaries and benefits, corrupting the working class, undermining China's international competitiveness; 6) tax evasion using offshore companies, causing huge economic losses to the country; 7) accepting bribes including electric scooters, rocket models, imported lighters, and Niulanshan Erguotou liquor; 8) using his Tesla leadership position for personal gain and power-for-money deals; 9) vast unexplained wealth; 10) maliciously selling cheap mobile homes, depressing local housing prices, causing government revenue loss and homeowner wealth shrinkage. Cumulative sentencing: 30 years in prison, confiscation of assets and illegal gains, and lifelong deprivation of political rights.

Musk would state that he let down the country and the people, failed the Party's guidance, deeply regretted his actions, hoped young people would learn from his mistakes, and was willing to accept reform and become a new person.

The public would say, "How did we never see how bad Musk was before? His crimes are beyond description; I’m shaking with anger! Fortunately, the Party Central had sharp insight and rooted out this scoundrel! The whole nation is uplifted and resolutely supports the Party Central's wise decision."

In the eighth year, bookstores would release a new book: "The Evil Life of Elon Musk."

Musk would finally be thoroughly criticized, utterly disgraced, stepped on by ten thousand feet, never to rise again.

In the ninth year, Musk would actively participate in reform in prison and frequently exercise, but unfortunately, he would suddenly die of a heart attack while playing hide and seek.

Musk would finally end his evil life.

Netizens would comment on Musk, "Although he's a bit clever, he doesn't understand the times, lacks vision, can't maintain good relations with superiors or subordinates, arrogant and reckless, his tragedy is entirely his own fault. China doesn't need entrepreneurs like Musk. He’s far inferior to Bill Gates." Netizens would collectively ask, "Why can't China produce a genius like Bill Gates?"

So netizens make another wish, and nine years later, Bill Gates finally ends his evil life...
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IAmMyLegendvip
· 7h ago
The ending isn't much better than this.
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Dragon168vip
· 12-06 01:45
Haha, finished reading.
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