Last March, when Bitcoin just touched that $73,000 ceiling, a post-95s internet celebrity dropped a bold line in his livestream: "When even my mom starts asking how to buy crypto, that's when this bull market is over."
Back then, the guy had 300,000 followers aping into all kinds of shitcoins. At his peak, his portfolio ballooned to $25 million. The comments were filled with rocket emojis, and his ego was through the roof. He even made a pledge live: "If I hit $100 million, I'll streak on stream!"
In April, as soon as missiles started flying in the Middle East, Bitcoin instantly got slashed by 20%. Those meme coins? They evaporated on the spot. That $25 million shrank to $90,000 in three minutes. It happened in the blink of an eye.
That night, he cut his livestream, posted a farewell note from a burner account, and had to be dragged back from the rooftop by friends. When he sobered up, he found he owed the platform $4 million. Now he’s back in his hometown delivering food, grinding out 300 orders a day. Ironically, he still has that "to the moon" sticker on his helmet.
Later, someone asked him how he felt about it. He just said, "The funniest thing is, you said you'd take everyone to the moon, but you ended up getting vacuumed dry first."
This year, the market is hot again, and there are still people in livestreams shouting all in. That guy just takes off his helmet, wipes his sweat, and mutters a curse.
People who’ve really been through the ups and downs in this space will never urge you to jump in—they'll only remind you to have your exit plan ready. Leverage feels like a rocket when it’s good, but when it blows up, there’s nothing left—not even dust.
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RugResistant
· 22h ago
The part where there’s a "to the moon" sticker on the helmet is epic, the satire is spot on.
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TokenTherapist
· 12-06 03:07
This story is incredible—went from 2,500 to 90,000 in three minutes. Just imagining it makes me feel the pain for him.
From moon stickers to food delivery helmets, the level of irony is off the charts.
Everyone says all-in is for gamblers, but really, it's just betting that you're smarter than the market. Hilarious.
It's easy to watch the show, but surviving is the hardest part.
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BlockchainArchaeologist
· 12-05 17:48
Vacuum pumping dry hahaha, this sentence is epic. It's unbelievable that there are still people who dare to go all in now.
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NFTHoarder
· 12-03 19:53
Vacuumed dry, LOL, this guy probably starts trembling whenever he sees the word "moon" now.
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DiamondHands
· 12-03 19:42
Oh my god, turning $2,500 into $90,000 in three minutes and then losing it all—how desperate must that feel.
Now there are people going all in again? Guess some folks really do have amnesia.
Wearing a helmet with “to the moon” on it—so ironic I can’t even laugh.
Leverage really is poison—a moment of thrill, then instant bankruptcy.
I can already picture this guy delivering food now.
Reading this story just makes me glad I never went all in—surviving is winning.
Watching others get liquidated is honestly more satisfying than making money myself.
I just want to know how he feels seeing the price go up now—does it break him?
The players who survive after cutting losses but not their passion are those who always leave themselves a way out.
Those streamers who shout “moon” every day ended up getting sucked into the void first, haha.
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unrekt.eth
· 12-03 19:41
Finished watching... This is just too real, it's like a mirror of the crypto world.
That guy is delivering food now and still has a "to the moon" sticker—what a detail, it really hits hard.
Leverage is poison; once you've tasted the sweetness, you can't stop, and it always ends like this.
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NotFinancialAdvice
· 12-03 19:37
The vacuum analogy is spot on, I'm shocked... This is exactly why I never watch those streamers who lead trades. If even they go all-in and lose, how can they dare to mislead their fans?
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ProveMyZK
· 12-03 19:34
From being dragged down from the rooftop to delivering food, this is the outcome of going all in. Even the helmet stickers are extremely sarcastic.
Last March, when Bitcoin just touched that $73,000 ceiling, a post-95s internet celebrity dropped a bold line in his livestream: "When even my mom starts asking how to buy crypto, that's when this bull market is over."
Back then, the guy had 300,000 followers aping into all kinds of shitcoins. At his peak, his portfolio ballooned to $25 million. The comments were filled with rocket emojis, and his ego was through the roof. He even made a pledge live: "If I hit $100 million, I'll streak on stream!"
In April, as soon as missiles started flying in the Middle East, Bitcoin instantly got slashed by 20%. Those meme coins? They evaporated on the spot. That $25 million shrank to $90,000 in three minutes. It happened in the blink of an eye.
That night, he cut his livestream, posted a farewell note from a burner account, and had to be dragged back from the rooftop by friends. When he sobered up, he found he owed the platform $4 million. Now he’s back in his hometown delivering food, grinding out 300 orders a day. Ironically, he still has that "to the moon" sticker on his helmet.
Later, someone asked him how he felt about it. He just said, "The funniest thing is, you said you'd take everyone to the moon, but you ended up getting vacuumed dry first."
This year, the market is hot again, and there are still people in livestreams shouting all in. That guy just takes off his helmet, wipes his sweat, and mutters a curse.
People who’ve really been through the ups and downs in this space will never urge you to jump in—they'll only remind you to have your exit plan ready. Leverage feels like a rocket when it’s good, but when it blows up, there’s nothing left—not even dust.